Woodchuck Wonderment

As we were driving through Pennsylvania recently, my wife and I were passing near Punxsutawney. So, I began to talk about Groundhog’s Day and the pomp that surrounds this particular groundhog. My wife is Japanese, so she is not all that familiar with this American holiday. She asked me, “So, is the groundhog good luck or something?” “No,” I laughed, “He can tell the future.”